Santa Claus duties required me to do some heavy research into Ariel costumes, leading me to stumble upon this disturbing item. Retailing for a mere $894 on Disney's website. And to make matters even more disturbing, people have actually bought this because there are product reviews for it!
Shudder.
In other related news, my research also revealed that there is a sizeable industry (on Etsy, of course) of mermaid costumes for infants. As in newborns. You already know how I feel about infant costumes, and the fact that this child is asleep makes this just a little bit stranger.
Even worse is this shot which makes the sound-asleep baby look like part of a seafood buffet:
And here we can see that having the baby awake does do a little to mitigate the weirdness of a crocheted tail & bikini top combo:
And on a final note, look what the tide brought in?!
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